if you ever think that you’ve made a big mistake, just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men
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Untitled...because I couldn't think of anything.
Your awesome Tagline
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in 5th grade they made my class do a seminar thing on drugs and we had to sign an anti-drug pledge and afterwards they gave us these really fancy certificates declaring that we would be drug free forever and i ended up rolling a joint with mine in freshman year so there u go
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Best Spiderman
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This is one of the best lines in the history of anything.
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This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
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i figured out how to request money on paypal
my mother just called and she didnt even say hello she just said no
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I looked around the whole store.
This sticker could only be found on the Sherlock DVDs.
I think someone is fucking with us.
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